Access Granted: Welcome General *cough* Grievous
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
From Big Brother: Naboo
From Big Brother: Naboo from Challenge 4

Jar Jar gave us the challenge and I knew exactly what to hide:

Yoda's cane!

Yoda was sleeping when I went to get his cane. Well, I was in the same room as him so getting to it wasn't the problem, the problem was getting it from him; his knobbly hand was on top of the end of the cane.

I walked quietly across the room, leaving indentations in the floor as i walked along. I was about a meter away from him and reaching out slowly to prise the cane from his hand.

"Grievous, take my stick you can not, on it my hand is."

I pulled my arm back, feeling the stiffness in the joint where the solder was starting to melt with the heat from the tension that I was putting out. Yoda looked asleep, and if the loud snores coming from him were anything to go by he was asleep.

I tried to take the cane again.

"Grievous, warned you before I did, steal my stick, you can not."

But he was asleep, he can't have been awake, those snores were way too real to be fake. I reached out and swiped the stick from his hand, it fell to the floor, making such a loud sound that it sent my kitten away it a fit of terror.

I picked the stick up and went over to one of the corners of our room and started to climb on top of a pile of items that I collected, you see, when we were renovating the I accidentally cut the camera cable to one of the camera's in the room, so they couldn't see me.

I climbed up into the cavity above the wall and shuffle as far as I could in the cavity. Once I had moved as far as I could I thrust the cane into the darkness around me and headed back. I has successfully hidden Yoda's stick.

And then I walked into the kitchen, it seems that when I threw the stick into the blackness I pushed it through a wall and right in front of one of the cameras.

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posted by General Grievous at 9:42 PM | Permalink |


  • At 10:44 AM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    thats the evil villian jedi killing grievous i know and am a fanatic of!

  • At 10:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Well he really was asleep, he has vid recording set to go off when anyone comes close to his cane.

  • At 1:55 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    general! i made a link to ur blog at my blog!(that must mean that....well out of all i can say(your awsomeness is too cool to be spoken in words!)out of all i can say is....well...*thinks* i got it! YOU ARE GODLIKE-LY AWSOME!)

  • At 2:43 PM, Blogger Master John

    Wow. Funny Story. I can't wait for more General. Please visit my blog or Lil' Jawa's blog soon.

  • At 3:32 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    YA! please...? my blog first, right?

  • At 3:33 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    you wont believe the amount of work i did on it! its like a shrine to your glory, General Grievous! well, part of it.

  • At 12:27 PM, Blogger Master John

    Sorry, what I meant to say was:
    Hilarious Story! I can't wait for more General Grievous!
    Please visit my blog:
    and Jawa's

  • At 3:34 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    hi general grievous!!!!! hows it going?

  • At 7:00 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    hey grievous, tell me about ur childhood im curious, cuz now, your a awsomely cool jedi hunting geonosian cyborg thats merciless(i get the shivers even typing it! you should be amazed since i got control of me now, you know, im not like "ge-ge-ge-ge...unbelievable!" yea...) and i wanna know what made you the super cool cyborg i know and am a fanatic of!

  • At 8:18 AM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    ummm...Grievous? why arent you asnwering? Grievous??

  • At 1:55 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa


  • At 1:56 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa


  • At 10:21 PM, Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman

    tinyliljawa, you n00b.

    Anyways yeah Grievous, I can easily see why you're known as one of the smarter villains in the galaxy...

  • At 11:27 AM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    im a n00b? WICKED!!!

    hey grievous, now that im a noob,


  • At 11:31 AM, Blogger tiny lil jawa


    P.S- sales woman, im not a villian. so saying grievous is a smarter villian is a weird use of someones intelligence.

  • At 12:46 PM, Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman

    n00b isn't a good thing, last I checked.. is it?

    and, that commented was directed at Grievous, regarding the post.

    I'm sure he'll post some answer eventually, you'd best stop asking. >_>
    because you totally don't want to get on his nerves.

  • At 7:19 PM, Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One

    Psst *wispers* I think tiny lil Jawa ran out of its ritalin

  • At 4:18 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    clone, your right! weres by ritalin???!

    P.S- Grievous, i found out your real name!

    Qaymaen Jai Sheelal
    A Kaleesh Warlord
    Later on called Grievous
    Became general of the CIS,
    Became known as the feared, awsome, merciless, cool(here i go again, i best just say it.) GENERAL GRIEVOUS!!!

  • At 11:25 PM, Blogger Noel of Neptonian

    Hey I think it is kind of cute. Grievous has a fan...

  • At 8:52 AM, Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One

    A fan or a stalker :)

  • At 3:11 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator

    Maybe he's your sidekick, now.

  • At 10:43 AM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    noel, i thought you were gone!

    P.S- when will i getmy question answered?

    P.S 2- who wants to come with me to buy ritalin from the jawa market place?

    P.S 3- im not a stalker, i just wanna study my idol.

  • At 10:43 AM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    P.S 4- thats alot of P.S's.....

  • At 2:43 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    P.S 5-(omg!) when will you answer my question, jai sheelal?

  • At 3:00 PM, Blogger JawaJuice

    Someone should switch to decaf.

  • At 6:06 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa


    P.S 6(i cant believe the number of P.S's i have...)

    P.S 7- my question..please??!

  • At 6:08 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    P.S 8- Grievous hasint posted again in a long time....

    WHERES GRIEVOUS! cmon...where are ya!!!! wheres Qaymaen Jai Sheelal!


    no really, where?

  • At 6:06 AM, Blogger F.O.O.F.


    ...and we should know.

  • At 6:10 AM, Blogger Barriss Offee

    JawaJuice is correct and soon, please!

  • At 12:04 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    i drunk decaf today but it didint taste very good...

    P.S 8(thats alot of game consoles.)- wheres grievous?

    P.S 9- whats my jawa bretheren right about?

    P.S 10- am not a stalker! i-just-want-to-study-my-idol. where did you get the idea of me being a stalker anyway, foof, and clone?

    P.S 11- i still wanna know where grievous is.

    P.S 12- please about what?

    P.S 13-i wasint even born yet when grievous turned cyborg. so HOW CAN I STALK HIM? i studied him. thats proof!

    P.S 14- for the last time, where is Qaymaen Jai Sheelal?

  • At 5:17 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    P.S 15- what if i got to 90...

  • At 5:18 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    P.S 16- where is grievous anyway? he hasint answered my question for almost 1 week. no....he cant have left us......

    *small sob.*

  • At 12:02 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    P.S 17- i read about what happend at the house....


    i bet they will miss you very much..

  • At 6:46 PM, Blogger Vegeta

    Wow! This Jawa is a little scary Good luck with that Grievous.

  • At 9:11 PM, Blogger Noel of Neptonian

    Hey Tiny..... chill out a little.

    Grievous will answer you when he can, he is very busy. Plus you may be annoying him a little with all these comments. That could be why he hasn't made any new post lately. So if you promise to calm down a bit, I'm sure he will post again.

    And Grievous.... Tiny isn't hurting anything by commenting is he? He obviously adores you.

    You are like his hero or something.... he looks up to you.

    And I don't think it would kill you to answer a couple of his comments...he may leave you alone if you did.

    So be nice to the little fella....okay.

    Well with that said, I'm going to let you two be to clear things up.

  • At 7:19 AM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    ok noel. ill calm down. but only because ur the only one in the comments that understands.

  • At 12:37 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    im bored now. but... grievous made a new post! yay!!!!! but he not answering me....odd?