Access Granted: Welcome General *cough* Grievous
Monday, January 16, 2006
Suubatars/More Answers
According to the locals here it is customary to ride a Suubatar, a tall fast beast, to get around fast. I loath beasts, they're just too hard to control, and my body isn't made for sitting astride them. But even with my arguing my superior still sent me on a Suubatar riding course in the hope that we can catch more criminals if we're faster.

Needless to say, it was a total disaster; I fell off every 100 meters and then was dragged along until the beast finally stopped when I punched it in the side. When I got back feeling like I was in pieces, my superior was there waiting for me.

"Hey Ray, what do you want this time?"
"Grievous, I've heard about today, how do you think we're going to beat the crime here if our beast officer can't keep up with them?"
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't ride those things, now if you are willing to wait, I'll import my wheel bike."
"Ok, you have one chance to prove you’re worth having on the force, don't disappoint me."
"Yes sir."
"And Grievous, in future don't bring kids on patrols with you."

My wheel bike will arrive in 3 days, until then I've been relieved of duty.
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Lt. Cmdr Oneida:
Do you have any other clothes, maybe like a leather jacket or a duster? Those can be pretty snazzy.
No, I have no clothes although sometimes I wear them, but only because I'm made too.

Jango Fett:
How come you hunt down Jedi and kill them? Do you like the Mandalorians?
I hunt down and kill the Jedi because they and the Republic nearly killed me. If we have the same goals, I don't see why I can't like the Mandalorians.

Continue asking questions if you'd like.
 
posted by General Grievous at 8:32 am | Permalink |



12 Comments:


  • At 3:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous

    How many wheels does it have?

    Do ya have ta pedal it ?

    hehehehehehehe :):):)

     
  • At 6:17 pm, Blogger Jardena

    'I hunt down and kill the Jedi because they and the Republic nearly killed me.'

    Uh-oh, I hear present tense here, so you haven't really retired, have you! Aren't you supposed to work with the Jedi as a cop?

     
  • At 4:57 am, Blogger Master Yoda

    Go how many miles/kilometers do you before an oil change on yourself you get?

     
  • At 8:09 pm, Blogger CC

    Which of your wives was your favorite?

     
  • At 10:24 am, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator

    Don't you think a vehicle with just one wheel is rather clumsy?

    Doesn't having more or less a robot body drive you insane? Do you worry about losing your humanity?

     
  • At 12:47 pm, Blogger Jawa Juice

    Is it true that putting a restraining bolt on you will make you celibate?

     
  • At 1:43 pm, Anonymous Anonymous

    Do you know any other droids, and if so how well do you know them?

     
  • At 12:10 pm, Blogger Mercer

    hey grievous, tell me about ur childhood im curious, cuz now, your a awsomely cool jedi hunting geonosian cyborg thats merciless(i get the shivers even typing it! you should be amazed since i got control of me now, you know, im not like "ge-ge-ge-ge...unbelievable!" yea...) and i wanna know what made you the super cool cyborg i know and am a fanatic of!

     
  • At 2:52 pm, Blogger Mercer

    i aslo took and saved a WHOLE BUNCH of pics of ur awsomeness in google images! see them at my blog! www.tinyliljawa.blogspot.com
    i also did some artwork!

     
  • At 1:29 pm, Blogger John

    Tiny lil Jawa, go to
    [urlhttp://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/Grievous/[/url]
    It has a lot of info about him,
    like his real name, pictures of him before he became the Super-Cyborg.

     
  • At 2:07 pm, Blogger Mercer

    master john.. THANKS A WORLD FULL!!!!!!!!

     
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