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Friday, January 13, 2006
Taking a trip into the deep grass - Part Two
... continued from here

... He drew his blaster and fired.

And was nearly killed by the same bolt as a lightsaber deflected it back at him, but it wasn't my lightsaber, in fact he didn't even fire at me, it was Mael who he shot at and Mael who deflected the bolt at him. You see, he hadn't quite made his way round behind them and popped up to take a look at what was happening, this is when the leader fired, and owing to his excellent, if somewhat unfinished training, the leader nearly made a fatal mistake.

That notion that the kid was more powerful than them got them rattled, then turned tail and ran. They were so blinded by the sight of a 6 limbed kid wielding a lightsaber that they ran into another stall before making their way round to the fields on the edge of the city.

"Hop on my back Mael, we have to run fast to catch them!"

And we were off, being taller than the grass, that was barely taller than them, and having another person on top of me made it easy to know where they went and they were followed with ease.

After a 30 minute run we reached what appeared to be their campsite.
"Come in Chief, this is officer 568, over." I said into my radio.
"This is Ray, what's your status, over?"
"I've tracked down the thieves to co-ordinates 2548,0456, over."
"Roger that, dispatching all available men to your location, over and out"

I took the first person 15 more minutes to show up in the bush behind me, and it was then that we laid out our plans.

Their camp was surrounded by a thick cluster of trees, in a rough "L" shape. I approached from the short end flanked by 2 officers; Mael was hiding in the grass.
"Come out with your hands up, we have you surrounded!"
A few bolts were fired from among the trees.
"Drop your weapons and you will not be harmed!"
"Can't you take a hint tin can, we're not giving up!"
"Ok, move in boys, take them with force!"

Within 5 minutes the tied and gagged bodies of 5 people were dragged out and into a newly arrived police transport.
"Congratulations Officer, now get back to your patrol!"
posted by General Grievous at 9:17 PM | Permalink |


  • At 2:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

    give that kid a medal, a commendation, jellybeans ... SOMETHING.

    Saved yer metal heiney and ya left him in the grass.

    Some buddy you are....


  • At 9:42 AM, Blogger Private Hudson

    Game over for the stupid bandits, heh heh.

  • At 1:08 PM, Blogger Jango Fett

    Grievous, ol buddy...Maybe you should give that kid a metal like Jaba said.

  • At 2:24 PM, Blogger General Grievous

    But why, he saved himself, the bolt was fired at him!!


  • At 1:27 PM, Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida

    Wow, feel the love 'Congratulations Officer, now get back to your patrol' Isn't it nice to be appreicated?

    Good job, by the way

  • At 3:28 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    g-g-g-general greivous....i STILL cant belive it(see the thing that says 8 hackers found, or look for the sentence that says "continue asking questions if you like." and click the thing that says # hackers found.) gen-ge-general..... I WISH TO SERVE YOU!!!!!!

  • At 3:29 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa actually face to face with my favorite villian in the world....(its not a compliment, i REALLY mean it!)

  • At 3:33 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    umm, sorry about that, its not the one that ends in that sentence, its the one that ends in "keep them coming."

  • At 12:12 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    oh and, what made you be a police officer? arent you supposed to hunt jedi and kill em?
    (wow im getting a control of myself now!)

  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    i aslo took and saved a WHOLE BUNCH of pics of ur awsomeness in google images! see them at my blog!
    i also did some artwork! please go see!