I was delayed a lot on my trip back to Coruscant.
Customs stopped us in and out of every system. Random patrols boarded the ship whenever they could and ate so much of the food that we had to land to take on more supplies and go through another set of custom checks.
And it was all because of one person that they were searching for; my good old friend Zin. Rumour has it that he sabotaged a Republic AT-TE to self destruct on firing the main canon. Other anti-government rumours say that he is being framed by the Chancellor himself in order to cover up a giant blunder by them. Either way I wish him good luck with his life as a fugitive.
On another note I am to start up an armed combat training school.
Now, what to teach the students....
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Jango Fett:
Are you a fan of the Bounty Hunters?
As long as they aren't trying to kill me I don't mind them. So I wouldn't say I'm too much of a fan, the Trade Federation has sent too many Bounty Hunters after me for me to like them.
Jon Intergalactic Gladiator:
The wheel bike has only one wheel, isn't it prone to falling over?
It IS stabilised so that it doesn't tip over.
Happy Mask Saleswoman:
Did you still have such an attractive personality and appearance when you were all flesh and bone back on Kalee? Or were so many women attracted to you because of your money and power?
Some would say so, some wouldn't.
Can you buy postcards on Geonosis?
Yes, they're actually quite nice, apart from when your friends buy them at the hospital gift shop when they come to see you.
Do you like Shaak Ti?
It kind of seems like you don't treat her as rudely as the other Jedi. Or is that because she's a woman?
I'd quite happily kill her, where'd you get that information?
Sa'raaka Tesaar:
Do all the droids listen to you? If not, what do you do to the ones who don't?
Nearly all of them do listen to me, those that have a programming error and don't are turned into scrap on the spot.
What Jedi do you think was your best kill?
I can't really say which one. The best Jedi kill would be one where I play with them before killing them.
Do you think you could kill Obi-Wan in a fair duel?
Of course it depends what you mean by a FAIR duel...
- Fluke a Wannabee Flounder
- Intergalactic Gladiator
- Clumsy Gungan
- JJ the Parts Dealer
- Master Green Monkey
- Noel and the Resort
- Obi-Wan the Glue Fanatic
- Padme the Infatuated Senator
- Commando Rage the Major
- Master Sidious
- Typho, Lord of the Guards
- Like he's the One
- Keep the Crumpets Away!
- Dancer from Tatooine
- Qui-Gon the Brownie Junkie
- Sabe a Suicidal Look-a-like
- Siri a Teenage Jedi
- Mr Shiny
- Aalya a blue Jedi
- Jedi Doctor
- Dangerous Smuggler
- Princess Leia
- Darth Maul
- Another Padme
Access Granted: Welcome General *cough* Grievous
Friday, February 24, 2006
Back on Coruscant
posted by General Grievous at 8:44 pm
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28 Comments:
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he......GENERAL GRIEVOUS SPOKE TO ME! anyways..... my question:
grievous, tell me about ur childhood, im curious, cuz now, your a awsomely cool jedi hunting geonosian cyborg thats merciless, and i just wanna know how you were as a kaleesh warlord and as a young man. if your awsome now, you must have been awsome before!(im 99.99 percent sure of that..but i need to make sure ;) )
P.S-your info is wrong, you were a kaleesh warlord a long time ago. not a geonosian creation, but i think that when you were a warlord, you have been beaten and severly damaged in battle, and a few days after that geonosians found you, brought you to their planet,and reconstructed your body parts and gave you a skull mask. you probably dont remember all that, good thing im your best fan to refresh your memory!(this has nothing to do with the question, just your real life. dont copy and paste this part if you dont want to.) -
At 5:00 pm,
Jedi Healer -
No, I'm pretty sure just YOU don't have a lot of patience.
My picture has been like this since I signed up at Blogspot. That's an utterly ridiculous accusation.
And I don't think Grievous is going to bother reading all these comments anyways, so... there's no point to commenting more than, like, 6 times.
Lay off the Jawa equivalent of caffiene, man. -
I think you should teach them how to avoid your four spinning lightsabers, if they can avoid those, they can dodge anything. But I'm also a big fan of how to improve/improvise explosives, marksmanship, and, umm, wait, are your students Republic types or Separatist types? If they are the Sepies, I think you should teach them to stand real still and to hold a target over vital areas.
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But I thought the whole point of having a killer strategy was that other people don't know how to get around it. If he gives away that information, anybody will be able to defeat him and he'll be left in disgrace. In fact they might even kill him because he'll be no use to the Seperatists and he knows all their secrets.
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At 2:02 am,
Jango Fett
Word on the streets, man. You coulda killed her a bunch of times but didn't.
Well, of all the Jedi you've slaughtered, who would you say was the most tolerable?
Oh yeah, and that question you never answered me on, how many wives did you have? Did they come and visit you when you were horribly injured? Did they buy postcards?
How much would a droid body like yours cost to make? Seems like it would be quite expensive.