Access Granted: Welcome General *cough* Grievous
Monday, April 17, 2006
Easy life, kind of... (+lots of answers)
The Dojo is going well, or was going well up until a mysterious student was enrolled in the only letter posted in over 800 years. This student arrived looking like his robes were in desperate need for a wash, stains and orange crumbs everywhere, and he left a trail wherever he walked, times like these called for deception.

"Welcome to my Dojo, you must be the letter enrolled student, Yazael is it?"
"Yesh I'm O- I mean Yazle."
"Ok, well be with you in a minute, take a seat, the closest seat, and don't move until we come to get you."

The rest of the day went as usual and then came the time to close the doors:
"Yazael, you can leave now."
"You can leave now."
"You talkin to me? I'm not Yaz- oh yeah.... I come back tomorrow right? You want a cheeto?"

He left and it wasn’t until I found his lightsaber on his chair that I realised who he was, Obi Wan Kenobi, the lightsaber had a note scribbled in crayon attached to it "Mine Obi".

That must make the letter sender a certain old Jedi Master. -------------------------------------------------------
Happy Mask Saleswoman:
Well, of all the Jedi you've slaughtered, who would you say was the most tolerable?
Adi Gallia.

Oh yeah, and that question you never answered me on, how many wives did you have? Did they come and visit you when you were horribly injured? Did they buy postcards?
I was very much a career person; I didn't actually have any wives, only admirers that faded away when I was attacked.

How much would a droid body like yours cost to make?
A number with too many zero's to write down here.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator:
What do you sustain your live parts with? Do you require a special diet or anything. I'm thinking about that time when Murphy went and got Robocop some babyfood.
A don't eat to sustain myself, occasionally I go to Geonosis for a check up.

Oh, I know you were having a problem with it before, is your Wheelbike running now?
Yes it is running now, thank you for your concern.

tiny lil jawa:
grievous, tell me about ur childhood, im curious, cuz now, your a awsomely cool jedi hunting geonosian cyborg thats merciless, and i just wanna know how you were as a kaleesh warlord and as a young man. if your awsome now, you must have been awsome before!(im 99.99 percent sure of that..but i need to make sure ;) )
I will refer you to here.

Commander Cody:
Do you like killing clones?
Yes it is a most delightful sport, killing droids is somewhat more pleasant though.

Did you have any wives or children back on Kalee? And if so, how many?
As answered above, no not, really.

Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Younglings too much for ya?
No, not at all, but making it profitable is harder than you can imagine.

Fluke Starbucker:
Is your refridgerator running?
Why yes it, hey get back here I need that...

posted by General Grievous at 3:45 PM | Permalink |


  • At 12:46 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator

    Yeah well I was gonna say that you better go catch your wheelbike, but Fluke beat me to it.

    And I also just realized that Lewis got Robocop babyfood because Murphy was Robocop's name before he was Robocop.

  • At 8:32 PM, Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman

    Why did you tie Shaak Ti up instead of killing her?

  • At 11:02 AM, Blogger Adi Gallia

    Was your first answer a complement?

  • At 1:04 PM, Blogger Jango Fett

    I have another Question Grievous.
    You like being tall?

  • At 8:04 AM, Blogger OOM-9

    Well, as an officer droid, I really must ask you few things...

    Who is your least hated Neimoidian?

    My battle droids do not respond to me. Did you change their program cords?

    can you smell? and taste things?

  • At 12:20 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    more questions-

    wheres your mouth?

    how can you eat?

    your metal! of course your shiny! you dont have to be windu for it!

    how can you drink without going haywire?

    i got so many questions!

  • At 7:29 PM, Blogger marissa

    Hay General Grievous,

    Why Why You don't like Master Obi-Wan Kenobi?

    Tell me??

  • At 3:27 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    oh no.... its happening again......

    i peeled a banana!!!


    what is really happening

    atleast answer this last batch of questions!

  • At 2:54 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    what is he doing anyway? what does a robot general do THAT TAKES THIS LONG? work overtime? HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB! hes a robot!....a robot!

    is he killing jedi? he cant, because he would be done by now!

    what can he be doing...?

  • At 2:01 PM, Blogger Master John

    We are at War, TLJ. lol.

    Nice answers.

    Do you like Dooku? (as a friend)

  • At 1:10 PM, Blogger tiny lil jawa

    at war? what do you mean?

  • At 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

    Grievous, I thought you were dead, how is it that even though Anakin chopped you in half that you survived? I must know! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!