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Thursday, October 20, 2005
Party at Palpatine's
Last week I held an awesome party in Palpatine's office. Here's a group picture: Quite a few people turned up, some on false pretences (I couldn't give away my location to some people in case they told their Army):
Anakin Skywalker
Jawa Juice
Mace Windu
Padme Amidala
Jar Jar Binks
Qui-Gon Jinn

Palps did not like a party in his office and went around trying to get everyone to leave. Needless to say that no one did. In fact I don't think anyone paid any attention to him after he went around the room once. Eventually he joined in and relaxed - I think the spice that Qui Gon put in his drink helped.

Jawa Juice and Qui-Gon talked about their Business and tried to sell brownies to a few people. I even saw them approach Dooku from behind.
JJ: Would you like some Uncle Jinn and JJ's brownies for a one time onl-
At this point Dooku turned around and they realised they were talking to their enemy.
Dooku: And I suppose you will be wanting some McDooku's, how delightful.
JJ: Ahhh... never mind.
They quickly went over to another group of people.

Master Yoda was very surprised to see what he had been invited to.
Yoda: An urgent conference, this certainly is not!
He was about to leave when Dooku spotted him from across the room.
Dooku: Yoda old fellow! How smashing to run into you here!
Yoda: Dooku, come near me, you will not. If you do, feel my Atomic Force Wedgie, you will.
They then went and fought over the window seat, while throwing insults at each other.

Jar Jar turned up and almost killed the party by tripping over a speaker and sending them both to the floor in a crumpled heap. I went to plug the speaker in but Jar Jar insisted that he'd fix it.
Jar Jar: Sorry, issen mesa fault. Mesa fixen itsa.
Finally after being shocked several times Jar Jar got the wires back into the speaker. However they were in the wrong place. Once Jar Jar had moved around the room I went and put them in their correct places.

Mace Windu turned up looking rather uncomfortable.
Mace: Sorry I'm late, Yoda gave me a Force wedgie to try stop me from following him
In the background I could hear Yoda say, "next time, more painful it will be."
Mace: I hope the party wasn't ruined by my absence.
Grievous: Uhhh... no it wasn't. In fact your not even on the invites list.
Mace: I'm prepared to overlook that now that I'm here to grace the room with my good looks.
At this Yoda made a face of disgust, as did many others.

Padme and Anakin arrived together, Yoda quickly remarked on the absence of Obi Wan:
Yoda: Lost Kenobi, have you?
Anakin: Five turns ago Y-dawg!
Oddly enough we saw Obi Wan speed past the window three times during the night. During that time Anakin and Padme were to be found near Palps' drink cabinet, taking sips of his extra strength vodka.

All in all the party was a huge success, they people loved it, I loved it, and Palps is left with the cleaning up. I leave Coruscant tomorrow and should be onboard the Invisible hand a few days after that.
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  • At 2:48 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator

    Yoda: Lost Kenobi, have you?
    Anakin: Five turns ago Y-dawg!

    Too funny.

  • At 5:01 AM, Blogger JawaJuice may not want to look in the closet. I think I had too many Gin and Gatoraides that night.

  • At 6:46 AM, Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn

    Oh, like, wow, man.
    Thanks, man. I, like, had, like, fun, man. I think, like, I, like, had too many, like, bronwies.
    Your, like, lightsabres are like Lava-lamps, man.
    Peace, man.