THEY DID WHAT????????? *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

Well thats great *cough* *cough* I finally capture Obi Wan's twin and the cleaning droids threw him out *cough* *cough* *cough* I only found out when he walked past me in the street smelling stongly of last night's dinner *cough* *cough* *cough*

This is what seems to have happened *cough* *cough* The cleaning droids saw the meditaing Obi Wan and decided he was dead *cough* *cough* and threw him out with the garbage *cough* *cough* *cough*

Further more the security doors locked me out of my bridge this morning *cough* *cough* Now i need some new Blast Doors for the bridge *cough* *cough* *cough*

Needless to say the cleaning droids are now scrap *cough* *cough* New ones are being built *cough* putting a delay on the doors *cough* I'm now begining to wonder if this is a plot against me by Obi Wan *cough* *cough* *cough*

Tea and biscuits with Dooku and Sidious today, *cough* *cough* a welcome reunion. *cough*

As it turns out they were both at a night club last night. *cough* *cough* Here i was yelling a some droids that I wanted biscuits today *cough* *cough* *cough* and not those awful crumpets that the Count likes. *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

Meanwhile they were getting drunk either by alcohol or from the force *cough* *cough* and ended up dancing *cough* *cough* *cough*

Dancing the WALTZ *cough* *cough*

They must have been really drunk *cough* *cough* The only proper kind of dance is that in a lightsaber duel. *cough**cough**cough*

Welcome........ *cough* I General Grievous *cough* will probably slay you in your lifetime *cough* *cough* if you happen to be a Jedi *cough* or get in my way so watch out for me. *cough* *cough* *cough* I hope you have a "pleasant" time aboard the Invisible *cough* Hand and don't find our security too uptight. *cough* *cough* If you so much as put one toe, tentacle, *cough* or any mechanical or biological limb *cough* *cough* out of place you better be prepared to die a most gruesome *cough* and probably quick death. *cough* *cough* *cough*