Access Granted: Welcome General *cough* Grievous
Friday, June 17, 2005
Scrap Metal
THEY DID WHAT????????? *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

Well thats great *cough* *cough* I finally capture Obi Wan's twin and the cleaning droids threw him out *cough* *cough* *cough* I only found out when he walked past me in the street smelling stongly of last night's dinner *cough* *cough* *cough*

This is what seems to have happened *cough* *cough* The cleaning droids saw the meditaing Obi Wan and decided he was dead *cough* *cough* and threw him out with the garbage *cough* *cough* *cough*

Further more the security doors locked me out of my bridge this morning *cough* *cough* Now i need some new Blast Doors for the bridge *cough* *cough* *cough*

Needless to say the cleaning droids are now scrap *cough* *cough* New ones are being built *cough* putting a delay on the doors *cough* I'm now begining to wonder if this is a plot against me by Obi Wan *cough* *cough* *cough*
posted by General Grievous at 6:06 PM | Permalink |


  • At 9:58 AM, Blogger JawaJuice

    So, how are those cleaning droids I sold you a few months ago working out for you?

  • At 11:22 AM, Blogger umchaos

    General Greivous,
    Perhaps you should visit those friendly folk at Genosians to get rid of that pesky cough... just a thought.

  • At 1:56 AM, Blogger flu

    *sneaks up behind General Greivous.

    Pokes a Hall's Whistleberry flavored fruit breezer into the Generals facial cavity, while screaming,

    "Have a cough drop!"

    Runs faster than a dog can lick a bowl of bacon grease

  • At 9:18 AM, Blogger j00|{z

    You really needed one.

    How can you tell it wasn't the real Obi-Wan?

  • At 1:29 AM, Blogger Han Solo

    About your cough... Do you know Barriss Offee? From what I hear, she's quite the healer.

  • At 5:18 PM, Blogger Shaak Ti

    I invited everyone who has an e-mail adress in their profile to a star wars united site! It is where we can all share our thoughts! The site is (If you got an invite, ignore the following) If you dont have an e-mail adress, you can't join! Give me your e-mail adress if you want to join.