Well I'm off to the FSYA (Force Sensitive Younglings Association) to pick up a kid to train in the art of lightsaber wielding (of course there is the disadvantage that they have of having only two arms).

This is all part of Sidious's new "Do bad to me, and you get community service" policy, he somehow found out that I used.... alot.... of fuel on my space tour with Dooku (I wonder if it was Yoda).

Somehow Dooku got let off community service, I think he pointed the finger at me when accused.

Well better get off they'll be waiting for me.