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Thursday, July 07, 2005
Galaxy Road Trip
Well after the splendid spar with Dooku last time I decided to take him on a tour of the Galaxy, these are some of the sights that we saw: *cough*

Well we departed from here secretly (how else would we, we could hardly blast our way in and out again, or could we...).

The Death Star: *cough*
Well Dooku insisted that if we were to do this I could claim the fuel as a business trip if we stopped here (who am I to not take free fuel).

I thought Dooku might like this place full of beautiful scenery. We missed Senator Amidala by mere seconds as she arrived from her daily shopping.

Well we came here because the doctors said to pay them a visit should I ever be in the neighborhood (have i said how good they are). *cough* Despite it not being on the itinery it proved to be a most spectacular view.

Well Tatooine isn't that bad just hot and sunny, Dooku thought he should get a tan while here *cough* and promptly decided that putting on tanning lotion while on tatooine was not good.

Well we came here to cool down after the hot climate of Tatooine. I found some natives who were willing to buy my droids off me here for a very reasonable price (with a little persuasion from Dooku) *cough*

Well another part of the business trip checking up on the clone troopers (I believe Master Yoda was staying in the room next to ours) *cough* Nice place to be really, but the water lodges itself in my lungs.

Well that was our trip through all kinds of weather and 6 fuel stops totaling........ too many credits. Shhh..... don't tell Sidious. *cough*
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  • At 4:59 PM, Blogger Master Yoda

    Grievous -

    After your master, Dooku, I humiliate, coming after you I am.

    But bring a special secret weapon to use on you I am. Have a chance, you will not.

    Like to see the instrument of your death, would you? Click here you can.

  • At 8:40 AM, Blogger flu

    It's good to visit Geonosis in the Summer - especially when you've got a nagging cough.

    ...and fess up, my whistleberry flavored Halls fruit breezer did the trick, didn't it? Not some mumbo-jumbodroid surgery.

    You should star in one of their commercials - y'know...maybe make a buck or two for your cause....

  • At 2:58 PM, Blogger Shaak Ti

    How can you have lungs if you dont have lungs?


  • At 8:17 AM, Blogger General Grievous

    ahh well you see I am a fusion of droid and Kaleesh my lungs are encased in my cheast cavity by a pressurized layer of synthflesh so i do indeed have lungs *cough*