Access Granted: Welcome General *cough* Grievous
Monday, April 17, 2006
Easy life, kind of... (+lots of answers)
The Dojo is going well, or was going well up until a mysterious student was enrolled in the only letter posted in over 800 years. This student arrived looking like his robes were in desperate need for a wash, stains and orange crumbs everywhere, and he left a trail wherever he walked, times like these called for deception.

"Welcome to my Dojo, you must be the letter enrolled student, Yazael is it?"
"Yesh I'm O- I mean Yazle."
"Ok, well be with you in a minute, take a seat, the closest seat, and don't move until we come to get you."

The rest of the day went as usual and then came the time to close the doors:
"Yazael, you can leave now."
"..."
"You can leave now."
"You talkin to me? I'm not Yaz- oh yeah.... I come back tomorrow right? You want a cheeto?"

He left and it wasn’t until I found his lightsaber on his chair that I realised who he was, Obi Wan Kenobi, the lightsaber had a note scribbled in crayon attached to it "Mine Obi".

That must make the letter sender a certain old Jedi Master. -------------------------------------------------------
Happy Mask Saleswoman:
Well, of all the Jedi you've slaughtered, who would you say was the most tolerable?
Adi Gallia.

Oh yeah, and that question you never answered me on, how many wives did you have? Did they come and visit you when you were horribly injured? Did they buy postcards?
I was very much a career person; I didn't actually have any wives, only admirers that faded away when I was attacked.

How much would a droid body like yours cost to make?
A number with too many zero's to write down here.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator:
What do you sustain your live parts with? Do you require a special diet or anything. I'm thinking about that time when Murphy went and got Robocop some babyfood.
A don't eat to sustain myself, occasionally I go to Geonosis for a check up.

Oh, I know you were having a problem with it before, is your Wheelbike running now?
Yes it is running now, thank you for your concern.

tiny lil jawa:
grievous, tell me about ur childhood, im curious, cuz now, your a awsomely cool jedi hunting geonosian cyborg thats merciless, and i just wanna know how you were as a kaleesh warlord and as a young man. if your awsome now, you must have been awsome before!(im 99.99 percent sure of that..but i need to make sure ;) )
I will refer you to here.

Commander Cody:
Do you like killing clones?
Yes it is a most delightful sport, killing droids is somewhat more pleasant though.

Anonymous:
Did you have any wives or children back on Kalee? And if so, how many?
As answered above, no not, really.

Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Younglings too much for ya?
No, not at all, but making it profitable is harder than you can imagine.

Fluke Starbucker:
Is your refridgerator running?
Why yes it, hey get back here I need that...

 
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